Friday, 15 July 2016

Kids say the darndest things (and I wrote some of them down - #1)



The list of funny, honest, terrible, misunderstood, loving things that children have said in my presence over the years is endless. At the end of a 12 hour day with my little munchkins I am exhausted beyond reason - and I am completely full of love and stories to go with it. My favourite thing about working with children is their ability to shock me. The things that they come out with and learn everyday is astounding. Let's just say my days are filled with laughter, frustration, repetition and a serious amount of fun!




I know how much joy the things they say bring me, so I thought I should share a few little stories, misunderstood words and funny one-liners from those who do it best;

Misunderstood words:
Fiveteen - Fifteen
Elevo - Eleven
John Sniff - John Smith from pocohontas
Honk - Hulk
Cheese Louise - Geez Louise
Duck Duck Juice - Duck Duck Goose
Underdorm - Thunderstorm
Flavourite - Favourite
Bounce-a-line - Trampoline
Basgetthi - Spaghetti
Punkuter - Computer


One-Liners that I'll never forget:
I can't even wait
It’s going to take for a long time
I think it in my brain
I 'magiced' it away
I love you too much
You're driving me nuts
Hi Sweet cheeks
I love you to the moon and the stars and the trees and the dinosaurs
Oh don't worry


Love: 3 year old little man
C: I love you
S: I know you do!
C: Oh and you don't love me?
S: I do love you
C: You just don't want to say it?
S: I don't need to say it, you know I love you, it's in my brain.

Excuses : 4 Year old monkey
C: No eating that in on the carpet... only on the timber ok.
S: Yeah of course
........... 2 mins later
C: What is that on the carpet?
S: *shrug*
C: How did that happen?
S: It jumped out of my hand and stuck to the floor, it was so crazy.
C: Oh yeah…
S: Crazy, what the heck!




I could go on forever and I am sure before I actually manage to post this I will have many more to share. I hope you all got a little chuckle out of them... they sure keep me going each day in my crazy job.


C x

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