Kids say the darndest things (and I wrote some of them down - #2)

Hey there lovelies! The other day Chan shared some of the adorable and hilarious things she's heard from that funny bunch she spends her days with, and it seems you all enjoyed it! I promised to share some of my own, which is easy as I am in the habit of writing down anything that I don't want to forget my boy saying. It all goes too fast, and as much as I believe I will remember it at the time, lets face it; by bedtime I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast that day so I don't like to take my chances... a backup is a good idea...

The things that come out of that tiny little loud mouth melt my heart and crack me up, DAILY. Here are a few...

While playing with his toy police motorbike on us and the couch. 

"Shhh Daddy" and sweetly brushes his Dad's eyes closed so he "sleeps". 

Then runs bike over his face, making a loud siren noise "NEENAWNEENAW! ... AWAKE!" 

"Oh no, I got crumbles"..... Crumbs 

Him - "I love Marnie and Pa. I love you too." 

Me  - "I love you too, you're my little man."

Him - "I not a man. I a boy."

Talking about our one day veggie patch...

Me - "I think we'll grow some carrots" 

Him - "Carrots. Or some spaghetti!"

'Breastfeeding' his favourite toy...

"I feeding him because he's hungry. This (*points*) one's pasta and this one's milk!" 

"Plants" -  Pants 

"Putanas" - Sultanas (apologies to any Italians...)

"Oviler"  -  Oliver

Heading for my Aunty's place, hopefully for a swim, but he said we can't swim because "it's totally cold out there".

Not wanting to sleep in his room

"I don't like my bedroom. Take it to the bedroom shop"

Coming home from shopping 

"I've been gone ages! I've been gone FIVE minutes!!"

Trying to teach him about mistakes. "I make lots of mustaches" 

"I doing hair bands!" ... Handstands

If you have some hilarious cuteness of your own to share we'd love to hear it!
H x