Kids say the darndest things (and I wrote some of them down - #2)

Hey there lovelies! The other day Chan shared some of the adorable and hilarious things she's heard from that funny bunch she spends her days with, and it seems you all enjoyed it! I promised to share some of my own, which is easy as I am in the habit of writing down anything that I don't want to forget my boy saying. It all goes too fast, and as much as I believe I will remember it at the time, lets face it; by bedtime I can barely remember what I ate for breakfast that day so I don't like to take my chances... a backup is a good idea...

The things that come out of that tiny little loud mouth melt my heart and crack me up, DAILY. Here are a few...

While playing with his toy police motorbike on us and the couch. 

"Shhh Daddy" and sweetly brushes his Dad's eyes closed so he "sleeps". 

Then runs bike over his face, making a loud siren noise "NEENAWNEENAW! ... AWAKE!" 

"Oh no, I got crumbles"..... Crumbs 

Him - "I love Marnie and Pa. I love you too." 

Me  - "I love you too, you're my little man."

Him - "I not a man. I a boy."

Talking about our one day veggie patch...

Me - "I think we'll grow some carrots" 

Him - "Carrots. Or some spaghetti!"

'Breastfeeding' his favourite toy...

"I feeding him because he's hungry. This (*points*) one's pasta and this one's milk!" 

"Plants" -  Pants 

"Putanas" - Sultanas (apologies to any Italians...)

"Oviler"  -  Oliver

Heading for my Aunty's place, hopefully for a swim, but he said we can't swim because "it's totally cold out there".

Not wanting to sleep in his room

"I don't like my bedroom. Take it to the bedroom shop"

Coming home from shopping 

"I've been gone ages! I've been gone FIVE minutes!!"

Trying to teach him about mistakes. "I make lots of mustaches" 

"I doing hair bands!" ... Handstands

If you have some hilarious cuteness of your own to share we'd love to hear it!
H x

Kids say the darndest things (and I wrote some of them down - #1)

The list of funny, honest, terrible, misunderstood, loving things that children have said in my presence over the years is endless. At the end of a 12 hour day with my little munchkins I am exhausted beyond reason - and I am completely full of love and stories to go with it. My favourite thing about working with children is their ability to shock me. The things that they come out with and learn everyday is astounding. Let's just say my days are filled with laughter, frustration, repetition and a serious amount of fun!

I know how much joy the things they say bring me, so I thought I should share a few little stories, misunderstood words and funny one-liners from those who do it best;

Misunderstood words:

Fiveteen - Fifteen

Elevo - Eleven

John Sniff - John Smith from pocohontas

Honk - Hulk

Cheese Louise - Geez Louise

Duck Duck Juice - Duck Duck Goose

Underdorm - Thunderstorm

Flavourite - Favourite

Bounce-a-line - Trampoline

Basgetthi - Spaghetti

Punkuter - Computer

One-Liners that I'll never forget:

I can't even wait

It’s going to take for a long time

I think it in my brain

I 'magiced' it away

I love you too much

You're driving me nuts

Hi Sweet cheeks

I love you to the moon and the stars and the trees and the dinosaurs

Oh don't worry

Love: 3 year old little man

C: I love you

S: I know you do!

C: Oh and you don't love me?

S: I do love you

C: You just don't want to say it?

S: I don't need to say it, you know I love you, it's in my brain.

Excuses : 4 Year old monkey

C: No eating that in on the carpet... only on the timber ok.

S: Yeah of course

........... 2 mins later

C: What is that on the carpet?

S: *shrug*

C: How did that happen?

S: It jumped out of my hand and stuck to the floor, it was so crazy.

C: Oh yeah…

S: Crazy, what the heck!

I could go on forever and I am sure before I actually manage to post this I will have many more to share. I hope you all got a little chuckle out of them... they sure keep me going each day in my crazy job.

C x

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